I was quite humored the other night while talking to my princess. She began to inform me about a very close friend she has at school. His name is Eric. I began asking questions about her friend and her answers cracked me up. I first asked her what he looked like. She said that he has black hair and brown eyes...and big nostrils that he can fit a fruit snack in. She was pretty impressed by this and began trying to show me with her own nose just how big his nostrils are (and yes, she used the word nostrils). You have to go big to impress my little girl. You can be the fastest, smartest kid in the class...but if you can't fit a fruit snack in your nostril you are out of the running. Way to go, Eric, in my little girl's book you are number one for that fruit snack trick of yours.
4 years ago